Czech Mate

On the 1st of January 2009 the Czech Republic take up the mantel of the 6 months European Union rotating presidency.

To the tune of..."Good King Wenceslas"

EU dissident Václav Klaus looked out
On the feast of Stephen
When the EU lay all about
Shallow in shit and evil
Brightly shone the moon that night
Though the frost was cruel
When the Gazprom man came in sight
Turning off the winter fuel

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